A bootleg-style tee celebrating the divorcée queen of Miami, Dorothy Zbornak. Sarcasm sold separately.
Sharp wit. Killer comebacks. An enviable collection of shoulder pads. Dorothy Zbornak (played by Bea Arthur) made divorce look dignified, hilarious, and deeply satisfying. If you grew up watching The Golden Girls and aspire to Dorothy’s level of sass, this vintage-style bootleg tee is for you.
✨ 100% cotton for that soft, vintage feel
✨ Classic, relaxed unisex fit
✨ Screen printed in the USA
✨ Ethically sourced and built to last
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When I was going through my separation and divorce, all I wanted to do was make the world stop moving so I could take a breath and try to believe that everything was going to be OK. (ugh!) That’s why I created this kit; to help you pause for a minute, remember that you are loved, and that you come first.
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XO, Laura
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